sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”


Frozen Is The New Black (X)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

Anonymous asked:
your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills